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The Blonde and the Librarian

 
A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND SOME FRIES."

The librarian says, "This is a library."
The blonde says, "Yes I know. I'LL HAVE A HAMBURGER A COKE AND FRIES.''
And the librarian says, one more time, ''But this is a library, miss!"
The blonde goes "Oh," and whispers, "I'll have a hamburger a coke and fries!"

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