A little boy wrote to Santa ...

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Politics?	A man's logic	Redneck Track & Field	Yo mama's So Ugly
A Real Watch Dog	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Confessions Of Sodom	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck
Hot Air Balloon	Osama Bin Lighted	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Skittles
Darn Crazy Kids	Country Politics	Dr. Love	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
Yo mama's So Poor	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	The Love Dress	Pigskin Pro
Bishop And The Ass	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Goodyear Rubber
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Blondes in a Frying Pan	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...fat	Name That Animal, Kids
Blonde's Shoes	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Yo mama's so stupid, condom
Hired Help	Concorde Humor	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Blonde Passenger
Sharks and Lawyers	Yo mama's...Stupid	Men With No Arms or Legs	Finder's keepers
Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Pulling His Cheney