A little boy wrote to Santa ...

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Adam's New Organs	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans
Blonde at the Doctor's	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Deaf Rover	Genie and the Taliban
What's the difference between a...	An Egyptian man is walking...	Tickle These, Elmo	The Blondes' Revenge
The New 69	Confucious...Baseball	High Sperm Count	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
Genie-wine	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	You're So Poor	The Blonde And The E-mail
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	A Shave and a Shine	The Golden Fiddle	The President Sucks
Red Ring	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Blonde in Your Fridge	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Rhoids	Your mom is so stupid...
The Clever Lawyer	Homeward Blonde	What's That, Tampon?	Southern Foreplay
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Shipwrecked
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Brunette Shopping
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Country	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Yo mama's So Ugly	A Little Testy