Who Let The Blondes Out?

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	What, No Golden Goose?	Women vs. Dog Poop
Snowmen and Snowwomen	Tricky, Tricky	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Mama knows how to have fun
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Weiner Eater	Confucious...Baseball	Jack and Jill II
Blonde on the Run	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Man and Pharmacist	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
Rookie Pitcher	White, Slimy, & Horny	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Bob Dole's Underwear
Keep Gabby Reece Away	Breast Stroke	Clinton's Finished Now	Ten Cents
Snack Food	Backstroke Dolly	Soy Toy	That's A Buncha Bull
Feelin' Blue	OSU	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Blondes and Fun
Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
How do you drown a blonde?	Monica's First Look	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Dictaphone
Yo Mama	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Disgusting
You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Le Stinkers	Blonde Fish Killer	Headache
Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Winter Lovers