Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Little Leprechaun?	Crab Cakes	A Horoscope For The Workplace
B-Day Sex	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Two Sperm	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference
Blonde in Pain	Yum!	Growing Old	The NEW Poopie List!
Yo mama's...Dirty	Milking it	Aliens Attack	Montana Ghost Story
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Sheep Soup	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Holiday
Speaking Women-ese	One Minute Maid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Practice
Yo mama's So Stupid	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Fast Food Blondes
Getting Old	Double Wide	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	The Wet and the Blonde
Tardy Blonde	Socks	Taxation	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Pre-Paid Plan	Paraplegic	Yo mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's so old... act
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	F. Lee Bailey Love	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Shekshy Legsh
Blonde Robbery	Understanding Marketing	Redneck Pants	Rock da House
Yo mama's...Forklift	Please pass the mayo