Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke	Yo mama's So Fat	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Sunday School	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Redneck's Last Words	Yo mama's So Ugly
Crab Cakes	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Osama Bin Lighted	Rent
First Cut is the Deepest	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yum!	President Hillary
Redneck Grocrey	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Toothbrush	Sheep Soup
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	A Real Ball Buster	Yo mama's so poor ...	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
Brunette Meets Genie	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	The Hired Help	Yo mama's...Fat
Lepechaun at Augusta	A wrinkle in time	Circumcisional Evidence	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Put It On Your Organ	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Yo mama's So Ugly
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	West Virgin-ia	Rooster Prozac	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass
Eternal Judgment	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Stuffing	Blonde's Appendicitis
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	72?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Yo mama is so stupid
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place