You're A Redneck If...

You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Blonde Passenger	Yo mama's...Stupid	Don't Choke
Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Blond Father
Sanitary Blonde	Lawyer and Vulture	Microwave Cookery	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Blonde Data	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Lawyers Off Bridge...	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Blonde Test	Hobo vs. Homo
Small Things	Why did the blonde go up on top...	Grandpa Gets Off	Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes
Confessions Of Sodom	You Might Be a Redneck if...	10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Yo Mama Bald	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	What a Gasser	You Might Be A Redneck	Toe Curl
Hey fatty	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's so nasty...	Men 'n' Lightbulbs
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Gross Grandma	Blow pop	Birth Control
Inventions	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Pay-Per-Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly
A Flaky Blonde	Ear Condoms