You're A Redneck If...

You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Sunroof You All Night Long	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie
Backstroke Dolly	River Deep	Executive Decision	Four Worms and a Funeral
Gold Digger	A Blonde with Earrings	Sports and Virility	Yo mama's...Ugly
Laxative Cough Therapy	Government Tactics	Bush Does a Favor	Cosmopolitan Redneck
Blonde Data	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Still Together	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
Yo mama's so fat... bath	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Nurse	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
Bubba's Secret	The Naked Truth	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	S & M
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat	Morning at the White House	Yo mama's so dumb... battery
Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Code for Sex	Yo mama's So Ugly	Atlanta School Board
Christmas In Heaven	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency	Special Remedy	Blonde Tag
Two blondes are walking down a road...	Blonde On a Ledge	Fast Food for Rednecks	Put It On Your Organ
Please pass the mayo	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck