Rooster Prozac

Why was the rooster so unhappy?

Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Counting Condoms	The Offspring	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Gore & Pantyhose
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Another Dumb Blonde	Crab Cakes	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Funny Business	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Black Sheep	Yo mama's...Easy
Yo mama's So Flat	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Blondes and Iceberg	Pink Floyd
Christmas In Heaven	The Fish-Eating Competition	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Yo mama's...Stupid
Wavey Blonde	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Holy Water + Castor Oil	Three Girls in the Desert	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Burnt Blonde Ears	Powder	Get You With The Nine	Hot Dog
Hard Drive	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...
Archeological Gag	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Skip To My Fool
It Ain't Surgery	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Yo mama's so stupid... tv
Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	500 lawyers in the ocean	Husbands' Performance	Seasick
The Blonde and Her Melons	Hot Tomato