Rooster Prozac

Why was the rooster so unhappy?

Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Fit	The corporate ladder	Einsteinium	Question...Sex Change
Lawyers Love Sushi!	Executive Decision	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Pacific Ocean Lawyers
Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes and Candles	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road
Dye, Blonde, Dye	Losin' It	The Blondes' Revenge	Fishing for a Week
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Blonde...Bananas	Homeward Blonde	Blondes Screwing
Yo mama's...Greasy	One hungry Bush...	S & M	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Blonde Snowman	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Leeches
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Watch the Birdie	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Three Dumb Hunters	Yo mama's...Bus	Damned if I know
Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo mama's So Ugly	Please pass the mayo
Warm and Moist	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Politically Speaking	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde
Redneck Christmas	It Ain't Margarita	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Man Catches Crocodile
Sleep Now	Miracle Exercise