Rooster Prozac

Why was the rooster so unhappy?

Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tricky, Tricky	Attention-Seeking Redneck	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Yo Mama's so Fat... God
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama So Dry	Mommy, Mommy!	Yo mama's So Poor
Capitalism for Dummies	Urinalotta Trouble	Redneck Pants	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil
Constipated Accountant	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Blonde Driver	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Twelve Inch Pianist	Black and White and Red All Over	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	You So Ugly	Sleeping Blonde	Broomsticks
Rope a Dope	Old People And Nastiness	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	The Quotable Marion Barry
Morning at the White House	Yo Mama's Halloween	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Ark-N-Saw	Good for the Heart	Yo mama's...Easy	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
Redneck Bubblebath	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Gary Condit's Pants	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
The Shakes	Professor of Logic	Mexican or Mexican't	Give Him What He Wants
Elephant and Man	There she blows	War Pigs	West Virginian Women
Osama's New City	Guess What I Am?