Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland

Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road and the sign said Disneyland left...

So they turned around and went home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Millennium Kid	Redneck... Fast Food	New Priest In Town	Lawyer and Sperm
Lying through your tooths	The Dough Boyz	Lawyers' Lucky Break	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Yo mama's So Flat	George W. Bush was caught breaking
Rope a Dope	Sharing	Shriveled Lovin'	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Yo Mama's So Stank	Yo mama's...Fat
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Yo mama's So Ugly	Waterskiing with Blondie	Yo Mama's So Stupid
First Lady	Christmas In Heaven	Important Question	If Ever You're Choking...
Southern Values	A Daring New Position	Osama = Crabs?	Sneezy
Wet Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Blonde Girlfriend
Bush Does a Favor	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Lawyer and Sperm	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's so fat... fell over	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	You So Ugly	Southern Values
Iranians	Material Lust	Bubba Died in a Fire	Knock Knock... Sham
Redneck Baby	Danger in D.C.