Duck, Duck, Lawyer

What can a goose do that a duck can't but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Man and Pharmacist	Redneck Bubblebath
Your Parents Messed Up	Comfortable	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo mama's So Poor
Sex Contract	Yo mama's So Ugly	What a Gasser	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Sharper Than a Ginsu	Adventures in Disneyland	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee
Respecting the First Lady	Eternal Judgment	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Leper Stew
You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Lawyer in a Tree	Texan Poetry	Beer Translations
What a stupid mama!	Split Up The Middle	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	Bob Dole's Underwear
Clear Blue Easy	Gary Condit's M.O.	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Play Dead
Let's Play War	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Yo mama's...Fat	Name Those Tracks
Yo mama's So Poor	Waterskiing with Blondie	The Blonde and the Worm	Latex Gloves
Arkansas Scholars	Bull	Professor of Logic	Three words that describe Britney Spears
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Yo mama's...Plane	What's Your Poison?	Barbie's Christmas Beau
Clinton's Protection	Attention-Seeking Redneck