Duck, Duck, Lawyer

What can a goose do that a duck can't but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Getting Flowers	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Paper Street	Megastore, Megasale	A Shave and a Shine
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo Mama so Bald	Smart Pills
Yo mama's...Poor	The Blind Man	What would you do?	Backstroke Dolly
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Hiding In The Closet	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
Dentata	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	David Beckham Redux	Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease
Occupy This	Brain Cell	Ten Cents	Hide the Duke
Circumcisional Evidence	Yo mama's So Small	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Mistaken Identity
Be Careful What You Wish For	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	Baking Blondes	I want my MTV
The Blond Date	Blonde Joke	Foreign Policy	Lightbulb Flies
Yo Mama's Underwear	Confucius...Fisherman	Christmas Carol Parrot	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
Blonde Driving	Lesbian Talk	Yo mama's so fat...	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Dating vs. Marriage	Help Me, I'm On A Date