Full Speed Ahead

What's faster than the speed of light?

An Afghani with a dinner ticket.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo mama's So Poor	Meat Department	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Paper Street	Woman Says, Man Hears	Birth Control	Tennis Balls
Blind Skydivers	Glories of old age	80-Pounder	Tickle These, Elmo
Learning to Fly	The Blonde and the Worm	Like Father Like Son	Call Me Back
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	In The Navy	Blondes Screwing	Birds of Paradise
Texas Transplant	Still Together	Toothbrush	He's So Lucky, He's A Star
Marriage Made In Heaven	California Gay Whale	Homeward Blonde	Speaking Women-ese
Egg Donor	Juicy Squirt	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	The Nuns and The Blind Man
Grandpa Gets Off	Redneck Feast	LSD Cocktail	A Little Help From the Shakes
Workplace Farting: Options Explored	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Reverend	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
Blondes and Fun	Hot Lunch	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Wedding Night
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Helisoft	Bush Gets Testy	A Real WANGsta
Blonde NASA Engineer	Clinton's Favorite Things