Full Speed Ahead

What's faster than the speed of light?

An Afghani with a dinner ticket.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Lawyers and God	Blonde Jokes	Bush BM
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Blonde and a Sock	Chilled Crabs	Flour Patch
Wallet and Genitals	Redneck...Ironing Board	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Monica's First Look
Redneck Bubble Baths	From Cradle to Ladle	Bull	Horse Tears
That's crazy	Wizard of Oz	Yo Mama's So Ugly	What's Worse?
Leggy Blonde	Yo Mama's So Stank	Half-Brainiac	Iranians
Wal-marks the spot	Southern Values	Blonde Snowman	Flies Have Wings, Why?
Redneck Soccer	The Millennium Kid	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Sex Relatively Speaking	Blonde's Salon	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo Mama Golden Arches
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Naked Man on the Run
Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Annoying Boy on Bus	Redneck Shopper	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Wedding Night	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Another Dumb Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
Dick 2 Balls	Yo mama's...Fat