Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Canni Ball!	Lawyer and Sperm	Use Your Pituitary	Yo mama's So Fat
Sexual Confessional	Osama's Valentine	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo mama's so fat... first word
Blonde's Twinkle	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Yo mama's So Fat
Perfect Penis	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Sliding Doors
George Bush is So Stupid...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's...Fat
Surfing USA	Yo mama's...Stupid	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Gone Fishin'
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Porcupines	The Blonde Fox	Pee On A Ferrari
Barbie's Christmas Beau	Blonde and Clock	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Nasty Mama
Hot Enough For You?	Mommy, Mommy!	What do puppies and gynecologists...	10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
Corpsalicious!	Yo mama so stupid...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's Teeth
Yo mama's So Poor	Sex In Advertising	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Blonde Coffee Drinker
Star Trek	Handy Blondy	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Blondes and Pickles
Yo mama's smile	Definitely