Al Gore's Piercings

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma so so fat!	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	The Great Wiener Caper	Where's the Soup?
Hairclub for Women	Survivor for Alabamans	Montana Ghost Story	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
Who Let The Blondes Out?	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Urinalotta Trouble	Flour Patch
Rare Disorder	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Condom
A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...	Louisiana Heritage	Y'might Be A Redneck	Mexican or Mexican't
What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Kleenex	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
Blonde and License Plates	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Not Going To Try This Again
Chucky at the Movies	Banana Peel	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Which Hole?
None	Yo mama sooooo dumb	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	I Don't Like My Brother
Blonde's Computer Freeze	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Lift Off	Finder's keepers
Yo mama's So Ugly	Lunch Anyone?	Redneck and Bugs	Lack of Vision
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Yo Mama Road Sign	Madame President	Buried Lawyers
Yo mama's So Stinky	Yo mama's...Hair