Al Gore's Piercings

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Crossing	Redneck...TV Antenna	String Theory	Blonde in a Library
Male Masturbation	Fred bin Flintsone	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Viagra Coffee
72?	Yo mama is so stupid...	You Might Be A Redneck	Dogs Take Their Licks
A Hole in the Head	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Did I do that?	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo mama's So Stupid	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo mama's So Dumb
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Blondes Doing the Wave	Redneck Family Values	Joke by a Latent Homosexual
Jokes On You, Teacher	Southern Foreplay	Men With No Arms or Legs	One-Armed Blonde
That Fly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Suicidal Blonde
The Aggie	Blonde Tag	Tiny Headed Man	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
Cook	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Go Fish	Practice
One-Eyed Blonde	Where did it go?	Education in Arkansas	Did I do that?
The Engineer's Love Life	Condom Size Tester