Yo Mama's So Fat... can't

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Rent	Beer Consumption	Bush, Einstein and Picasso
You're So Dirty	Fat Chance	Osama Gets Loaded	Yo mama's...So Hairy
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Hard Drive	Redneck Recycling	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's...Fat	A Real Watch Dog	Blondes and Gas Stations
Blondes and Pierced Ears	Blondes and Candles	A Mall Order	Yo Mama's So Poor
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	The Size of the Ranch	Constipated Accountant	Redneck Drivers
Lady At the Bar	Jedi Nights	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	The Blonde And The E-mail
Breast Stroke	What's the difference between a...	You're Like A...	Executive Decision
OSU	Dump List	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde and License Plates
Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Blonde Cell Death	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	You're So Poor...Christmas	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Men With No Arms or Legs
Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Lightbulb...Californians	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Knock Knock... Sham
Punk 'n' Parrot	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?