Major Crackage

Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?

A: She was getting arrested for carrying 300lbs of crack in her pants.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doe a Deer	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Clinton & KFC	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...
The Engineer's Love Life	Fast Food	Ark-N-Saw	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Yo Mama's...Old	Call Me Back	The Blondes' Revenge	Gary Condit's M.O.
What's Worse?	Higher Larnin'	Blonde Fired	Chew on this
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Blonde and Halogen	Saddam Hussein	Hiding In The Closet
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	One Good Deed	A Toast	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Test	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Tenessee Football Player	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Osama is Celebate
Yo mama's So Old	Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Yo mama's Teeth	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Comfortable	Archeological Gag	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Support Group for Yo Fat Mama
A Real WANGsta	Yo Mama Bath	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Fast Food for Rednecks
Southern University Psychology	Blonde with Half a Brain	Hard Sleepin'	Counting Condoms
There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...	Yo mama's So Stupid