Major Crackage

Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?

A: She was getting arrested for carrying 300lbs of crack in her pants.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Osama's Valentine
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Microsoft in Detroit?	Sexual Olympics
Drunken Man and Blonde	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Blonde Cell Death	Fast Food
Gay Picnic	Lawyer Stamps	The Blond Date	Redneck Honeymoon
Guys vs. Girls	Coming to America	Zip It. Zip It Good.	We take you now to the Oval Office
Split Up The Middle	We take you now to the Oval Office	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Professor of Logic	Widows98	The Redneck's Milk	Mirror, Mirror
Dikfer	Yo mama's...Ugly	Circumcisional Evidence	Birdie Poem
Touchy Feely Cracky	Party!	Yo mama's So Hairy	Ba Ba Black Sheep
Professor of Logic	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Yo mama's So Poor	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Knock-Knock Blonde	Fly Away	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Yo mama's...Useless
Blonde Tag	Heavenly Reward	The Definition of	Lawyer Croaks
Yo mama's...Dirty	Yo mama's So Ugly