You Might be a Redneck

You might be a redneck if 29 out of the 30 words you use aren't in the dictionary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	Blow pop
Blonde - Contractor	Peopling The Earth	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Adventures in Disneyland
The Engineer and the Bike	Lawyer Stamps	Lawyers in Lust	NASCAR
Yo mama is a fatty	Lawyer in a Tree	Hide the Duke	Surprise Package
We're Studying Hard	The 11th Commandment	I've Got Shingles	Did I do that?
Bunny Love	Scags Who Blew Bill	Go Fish	Elevator Scene
Why God Created Man	Clinton Stew	Strict Sex Schedule	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Genie in a bottle	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Cook	The Blonde and the Zipper
What's the difference between a...	Blonde Technology	Blonde Driving	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Punk 'n' Parrot	Yo Mama's So Country	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Diplomacy Definition	Smartass Record Shop	Bed Football	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface
Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You	The Blond Date	Blonde's Finals
Yo Mama's So Ghetto	Streakers and Strokers