The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Talking Blondes	Good Year	M&M's	Carefully Placed Periods
Yo mama's So Fat	Woman Says, Man Hears	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Bigfoot and Blonde
Chalkboard Culprit	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Yo mama's So Fat
Defense Lawyer's Good News	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Joke Written By and For Retards	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Marriage Requirments	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Never Seen A Priest	Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs
Work Blows	Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Saving Her Butt	I'd Rather Have a Puppy
Yo mama's So Fat	A falling out	Hot Enough For You?	Replacing Vanna
Genealogy	List of Short Books	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Hide the Duke	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck	Nutty Hunters
Optimistic Jack	Blonde Bet	Condit Arrest	Put It On Your Organ
Blondes and Iceberg	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Another Dumb Blonde	Blonde and Tracks	Student Nurse	Latex Gloves
A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Rooster in His Declining Years