The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes	Condit vs. Clinton	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Where's the Soup?
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Peanut In Your Ear	Fifty Cent Piece	Code for Love
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blondes Doing the Wave	Apple and Worm	The Blind Man
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	The True Story	Homosexual
Flour Patch	Yo mama's...Fat	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	George W. Drowning
You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Bull	Lake Wannaswimma	Blonde E-Mail
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Jane's Addiction	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Burying Osama
Scags Who Blew Bill	Blond Father	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Goodyear Rubber
Honeymoon	Sex Contract	Rump Roastin'	Man Beats Dog
Yo mama's tities...	Gross Siamese Tongue	Hard Sleepin'	Government Tactics
Blonde State of Mind	Blonde Joke	Swim Meet	There she blows
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Think About It	Smoking Problems	Lawyer Brains
Father to Blonde Daughter	Yo mama's...Ugly