Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Don't Like My Brother	Comfortable	Mail Order Blonde	Redneck Anthem
Yo mama's so fat... first word	Doggy Style	What are you thinking about?	Yo Mama's so fat... scale
Mozart Beyond the Grave	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Divine Flatulence	Yo Mama's Lovely Breath
Like Father Like Son	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid
If _____ Made Toasters	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	Yo mama's...Fat
Le Stinkers	Law School Graduation Gift	Bear and Toilet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	Clinton and the Pope
Blonde Bedtime	Late AGAIN	Bad Lawyer	Gay Midget
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Pothead Shopper
Tickle These, Elmo	Redneck Baseball	Dumb as Rocks	You KNOW You're a Redneck
Yo mama's So Ugly	Saran Wrap	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt
Saving Her Butt	Gary Condit's Pants	Yankees and the Lightbulb	Blonde Multiple Orgasms
Smile	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here