Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Yo mama's...Fat	Bra & Hat	Clinton and a lightbulb
Redneck... Fast Food	Goathead! Goathead!	77 vs 69	Bush is a Puppet?
Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Government Tactics	Topless Sunbather	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Jingle Balls
Clinton's Finished Now	Milking it	The Love Dress	A man at a retirement home was walking ...
What a Gasser	Yo mama's So Poor	Turtle Soup	Blondes and Fun
The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Hot 'n' Heavy	War Pigs	Yo mama's So Fat
One-Armed Blonde	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's...Hair	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Blonde and Tracks	Yo mama just gets dumber...	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Rump Roastin'	Redneck Shopper	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Prune Pizza	Yo mama's So Fat	Jack and Jill II	Peanut In Your Ear
Jack and Jill II	Osama's New City	Kid and Animals	White, Slimy, & Horny
Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Smokey the Bear