Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?

He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

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Clinton's Music	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	Little Leprechaun?
Baby Drink	The Origin of Little Debbie	Chuckie Cheese Please	Blonde and Dictionary
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Arkansas Scholars	Fishing for a Week	Capitalism for Dummies
Yo mama's...Poor	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Mail Order Blonde	Blonde Counting Sheep
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand	Lake Wannaswimma	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Monster Valentine
Mama knows how to have fun	Playing Doctor	Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Taxed Blonde
What do puppies and gynecologists...	Toy Cars And Breastices	Bubba's Secret	Uncle Tommy's Closet
Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Bush's Advisors	Black Sheep	Morning at the White House
Yo mama's So Stupid	Fooled You	Lawyer-Client Relations	Yo mama's So Poor
On The Job Training	Blonde in Grocery Store	Burger King	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...
Do it like mammals	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Screwed, For Sure	Microwave Cookery
Salesman: A New One, Really	Handy Blondy	The Fly	Monica and Bob Dole
You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Yo mama's...Bus