Politically Speaking

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Crossing	Concorde Humor	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama's So Ugly
Shoot The Pig	Is That You Coffin?	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Blondes Strike Back
Whistle While You Twurk	Redneck Spelling Test	The 11th Commandment	Blonde Passenger
Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Ice Ice Baby	The 69ers	NASCAR
Clinton's DNA	Horseback Riding	Chillin' Biddies	Get On The Bus
Question...Sex Change	Ultimate Rejection	Pre-Paid Plan	Blonde Hits the Ground Last
Bush Has a Short One	Practice	Fooled You	Yo mama's So Fat
Hand-Eye Coordination	Yo mama's So Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Yo mama's...fat
Yo mama's So Old	Soy Toy	The Answer	Bleachin Yo Mama
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Pre-Paid Plan	Reagan and Clinton	Yo mama's so stupid...
Biting	500 lawyers in the ocean	Redneck Engineering Exam	Blonde in the Morning
Dinner's On The Table	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Yo Mama's Feet	Yo mama's so fat... walk around
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Yo Mama Road Sign