Politically Speaking

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Blonde Who Has it All	Dumb mama joke
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	Gorilla Control	Yo mama's So Ugly	Technically and Reality?
Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Electric Nut	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Yo mama's So Stupid	Gary Condit's M.O.	Pop Goes The Blonde	Redneck Wedding
What Didja Learn?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Yo mama's so fat... belt
Hot 'n' Heavy	Lesbian Eskimo	Redneck Marriage	Yo Mama's So Fat... drive
Captain Hook's Death	Tardy Blonde	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Jiggle
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo mama's So Poor	What Men Need Most
Pay-Per-Blonde	Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub	Blond Restroom Attendant	The President''s Puzzle
Sunroof You All Night Long	Yo mama's So Stinky	An Honest Lawyer	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Genie in a bottle	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium
Picture perfect	Vending Machine and Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Answer
Signs You're Burned Out	Blonde Carpenter