Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Famous George W. Quotes	Weiner Eater	Blonde Valedictorian	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
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Dr. Love	Froggie Proposal	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Blondehole
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Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Blonde and Clock	Boy Scout	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
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