Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Blonde with Half a Brain	Yo mama's So Ugly	Germans Love Limbaugh	Shree Hill
Gore & Pantyhose	Yo mama's So Hairy	Clinton Abortion Bill	The Engineer and the Bike
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	The Seven Dwarfs	The Witty Truck Driver	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
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History Remembers Bill Clinton	Sons Devoted to Mom	Yo mama's So Poor	Monks Made a Mistake
What Didja Learn?	Blondes at Sea	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Clinton & A Screwdriver
Monica At The UN	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Yo mama's So Poor	Zip It. Zip It Good.
Big Tongue	Blonde and Genie	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Blondes and Airplanes
Redneck Baseball	Captured Blonde	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Blonde and Tracks
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Flour Patch	The Blonde and the Librarian	Prostitiute's Friends
Socks	You at the Yard Sale