Kleenex

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	The Offspring	Survivor for Alabamans
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	Blonde with Half a Brain	Yo mama's So Stinky
Uncle Tommy's Closet	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Yo mama's So Poor
Bird it Through the Grapevine	Higher Larnin'	747 Full of Lawyers	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Blonde on Fire	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	You Might Be A Redneck
Straight Leper Flush	Froggie Proposal	Streakers and Strokers	Yo mama's So Flat
Old People And Nastiness	Still Together	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Johnny Big Head
Egg Donor	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Monster Valentine	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
How to Sell a Bible	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Blonde Shower
Taxi Fare	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Princess Di and Thomas	Two Men and A Refrigerator
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	What's The Difference, Yo?	Fly Away	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Guys and Dolls	Drastic Diet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip
Yo Mama's So Stupid	You are a Redneck...