Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Sperm	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Blonde Cell Death	Yo Mama's So Poor
Guns don't kill....	Yo Mama's So Skinny	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
Blonde...Bananas	Family Reunion	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Multi-Balls
Better Luck Next Time	Yo Mama's So Small	Black and White and Red All Over	Yo mama's so Stupid
Woman Says, Man Hears	Three Couples, No Sex	747	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Lawyer in a Tree	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	LSD Cocktail
Mom's Sponge	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Redneck Wedding	Yo mama's So Stupid
Shirt Words	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Jedi II	Blonde's Backseat
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo Mama... Shotgun	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Quickie
Homosexual	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Chucky at the Movies	Chicken Crossfire
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Seeking the Sightless	Yo mama is so nasty...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys	Yo mama's...Stupid