Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Blonde...Passenger	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
Old People And Nastiness	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Get On The Bus
69	Blonde Who Has it All	Yo Mama's...Old	Yo mama's So Poor
I'll Give You...	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Yo mama's So Fat	Glories of old age
Uncle Tommy's Closet	Yo mama's So Skinny	Dr. Love	Fix This
Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Laxative Cough Therapy	Lawyers 'n' Shingles
Be Careful With That Viagra	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Politician Walking
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Hungry Mama	Blonde and shower caps	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	A Natural Blind	Yo mama's so fat... belt
Yo mama's So Fat	No Special Sauce?	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Medical Miracles
What is red and green?	Yo mama's...Stupid	Toy Cars And Breastices	Blonde - Contractor
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blonde Testing Center	A Few Good Men	Streakers and Strokers
Yo mama's So Stupid	Jokes On You, Teacher