Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma so so fat!	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Military Service	Jungle Fever
Don't Knock It	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Capitol Parrot
Like Father Like Son	Yo momma so stupid...	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo mama's So Fat
Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's So Stupid	New Baby
Blonde Cross Road	Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo mama's So Ugly	Double Wide
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	High Stakes	That Fly	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
The Blonde ABC's	You Work for the Government When:	Not So Saved by the Bell	Piano Solo
Keeping In Under The Kilt	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama's...Easy	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
A Real Ball Buster	Taxation	Corn Hole	Yo mama's So Ugly
Doorprize	Yo Mama's So Old	One-Eyed Blonde	White House Visitors
TiVo	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blondes and Iceberg	The Lawyer's Funeral
God Save The Dairy Queen	You Know You're Old	Little Voice	So you want to marry a millionaire ?
Frosty	Yo momma so so fat!