Five Days of Christmas

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

94 votes, And 1197 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	Blonde Arrow	Osama Gets Loaded	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine
Bush BM	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	A woman went to her priest with a problem...	Hole in One
Blonde Jokes	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Blonde in Disguise	Door Hinge
Six Hours to Live	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bubba Died in a Fire
Blondes n' Crayons	You So Ugly	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Yo mama's...Ugly	Horse Tears	Made in Canada
Brain Cell	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	A Helpful Man	David Beckham Redux
Yo mama's So Small	Rules For Work	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Yo mama's...Ugly
The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Confucius...Sausage	Blonde In A Bathroom	Pothead Shopper
Dutch Virgin	Long Road Home	Blonde Lesbian	Two Blondes and a Camel
Vaseline Knob	You So Ugly	Pinocchio and Splinters	Blonde Bird Watcher
Crossdresser Funnies	David Beckham	The Birds and the Bees	Pet Zebra
Yo Mama Road Sign	Yo mama's So Short