Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Waterskiing with Blondie	Sheep Soup	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Christmas Carol Parrot	Elephant Tampon	Braggadocio	Your Parents Messed Up
Goathead! Goathead!	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Night Of The Living Dead	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Weiner Eater	Bush and Cheney Lunch	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Horny Toad	A Real Ball Buster	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
Yo mama's so hairy...	Rope a Dope	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	One hungry Bush...
Monica & The Rest Of Us	Blonde in a Leather Jacket	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Yo mama's...Fat
Straight Leper Flush	The Love Dress	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo mama's so fat... door
Ice Hole	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Medical Miracles	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Birdy	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Name That Animal, Kids	The Chinese Workman	Soy Toy
Iraqi Law	Yo mama's So Ugly	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Bar... Alabama
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	A Blonde's Brain At Work