Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	The corporate ladder	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Redneck Pants
747	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Baby Drink	What a Gasser
Heaven and Hell	Bone Diggers	Sex Math 101	Genie and the Taliban
Yo Mama's so fat... band	Gay Picnic	Blondes and Virgins	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Coming to America	Redneck's Medical Dictionary	Megastore, Megasale
The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	The Geography of Men and Women	Eat Your Vegetables	Dream on
Drastic Diet	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	No More Labor Pains	Playing Doctor
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	The Test	Yo mama's Teeth	Redneck Hitchiker
Redneck on the Roof	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	The Blonde Hostess	Heh. Stupid Blondes.
Love At First Sight	Shop At WalRusMart	Yo mama is so dumb...	Why don't witches wear panties?
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Two brunettes and a blonde...
Free Sex Contestants	A Natural Blind	Potatoes Hotatoes	Field of Dreams?
Warm and Moist	Branch-Davidians