Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

3 blondes jump off a building ...	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Adam 'n' Eve	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Yo mama's So Poor	Sex Contract	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Yo mama's so Nasty
Dought Girl	You're So Poor...Christmas	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	A Real WANGsta
You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Why I Am So Tired	Blonde Counting Sheep	Be Careful With That Viagra
Late AGAIN	Wal-marks the spot	Soy Toy	Grandma's Birthday
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Let's Play War	Microsoft and a Halter Top
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	Priestly Duties
Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Blonde's Salon
Clinton Poll	Eating is a Sport	Yo mama's so Nasty	Redneck Christmas
Condoms	Dolly's Kids	Fast Food for Rednecks	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Hot Air Balloon	Teacher's Pet
You at the Yard Sale	Blonde Robbery	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Blond with a cell phone
Sex Contract	Yo mama's So Fat... Skip