Get You With The Nine

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' So two guys walk away.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Sex Contract	Burying Osama	Take yo mama to work day
Clinton's Interns	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Bug's Mind	Clinton's Finished Now
Capitol Parrot	Smoke It	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Blonde's Twinkle
The Great Crab Escape	Yo mama's so stupid... order	Special Remedy	Horse Tears
Blonde and License Plates	Blonde Diet	First Class	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Yo mama's so stupid	Yo mama's so fat... door	Carefully Placed Periods	Why'd The Redneck?
Never Seen A Priest	The Hired Help	Two hicks at a toy store	Yo mama's got style
Gross Cornflakes	Saving Her Butt	Blondes and Virgins	Young Couple
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so hairy...	Birdie Poem	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde
Blonde - Contractor	Yo mama's...Fat	Microsoftie	Monica At The UN
Yo mama is so dumb...	Curly Sue	Yo mama's...Ugly	You're So Ugly
I feel like chicken tonight	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Think About It
Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo mama's...Skinny