Get You With The Nine

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.

She screams, 'Nein! Nein!' So two guys walk away.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guess Who?	Meat Department	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Goathead! Goathead!
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde in the Third Grade
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Redneck Soccer	Genie-wine	The Blind Man and the Whore
Yo mama's So Stupid	That's crazy	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Baywatch
Better Luck Next Time	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	The Annual Check-Up
Yo mama's...Ugly	Mechanical Sex	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Brooklyn and Women
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Those Shady Frenchies	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Broomsticks
Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Chuckie Cheese Please	Gross Cornflakes
Houston Schoolin'	Grandma's Birthday	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
David's Brother David	Dutch Virgin	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Bad Case of the Stutters	Yo Mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck...	Land Of Milk And Honey
Bad reception	Clinton and a lightbulb	Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
The Perfect Woman	Railroad Redneck