You know you're having a bad day when your ...

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Beer Consumption	Door Hinge	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
Yo mama's Teeth	Yo mama's So Poor	Grandma	The Lord Will Provide
Redneck Recycling	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Pink, Grey, & Stuck	Fred bin Flintsone
Rise and Shine	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Jungle Gaiety
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo mama's so Stupid	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
Yo mamma's so retarded...	Johnny Big Head	Dr. Doctor	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Adventures in Disneyland	Yo mama's...Fat	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Psychology Class
yo mama's hair...	Extra-Large Condoms	Fish TV	Lunch Anyone?
Chucky at the Movies	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Life Saver
Taxation	Getting Flowers	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama so dirty...	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Yo mama's So Hairy	Lawyers and God
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	I Don't Like My Brother	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher	Losin' It
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked