You know you're having a bad day when your ...

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	Things Just Fallin' Off	The Origin of Little Debbie	Hands and Knees
Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Biggest Pee Pee	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
Crossdresser Funnies	The corporate ladder	Broomsticks	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama Laundromat	Blonde's Shoes	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	The Govinator
Get Your Feet Wet	Milking it	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Yo Mama's So Old
Hot Air Balloon	Yo mama's...Ugly	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs	Flash Me	Military Service	You Might Be A Redneck
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde Coffee Breaks	Genie and the Taliban	Hanging With Rednecks
Yo Mama's So Small	Bush Gets Testy	Bird and Bloke	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Blonde on Fire	Legless Poodle	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife
Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Blonde Overdue	Yo mama's So Stupid	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Yo mama's...Fat	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Quotes About the French	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Jack and Jill II	Yo mama's...Stupid