Politically Speaking

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hilarious Signs	Abstinence	Lay off	String Theory
Unlikely	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Blondes Doing the Wave	Pervert Psychiatrist
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Martooni	Honda	Blonde Mixup
Knock Knock... Sham	Invisible Carrots	Redneck and Bugs	The Raffle
Blondes at Sea	Clinton's Lingerie	The Test	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
Paris Native	Yo mama so dirty...	Iranians	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Chilled Crabs	Medical Miracles	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	What's That, Tampon?
Smokey the Bear	Soapy Sales	Flower Flub-o-rama	Helisoft
Blonde Kidnapper	Ash Blonde	Lesbians in a Canoe	Gary Condit's Pants
Blonde Smoker	Ghost story for tots	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Confucius...Fisherman	Counting Condoms	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Osama Mama	Iraqi Law	Flighty Blonde
Iraqi Funerals	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses