Politically Speaking

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Where's the Soup?
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Farmer and the Cow	Yo mama's...So Hairy
Booger Wooger	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	There was a man who loved baked beans...	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
What's The Difference, Yo?	Blonde Data	Radical Procedure	77 vs 69
Yo mama's So Old	Special Remedy	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo mama's So Stupid
None	Yo Mama's So Old	Natural Blonde	Gumor's Orifice Confusion
Upholding the Cloth	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Yo mama's So Poor	Lawyer Stamps
Redneck Soccer	Fooled You	Air Head on a Beer	Yo mama's So Ugly
Heh. Stupid Blondes.	What's Your Poison?	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Redneck Truck
Dubya 'Do.	Yo mama just gets dumber...	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Infectious Fast Food
Blonde in a Tree	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	One Good Deed
Yo Mama's so old... act	Be Careful What You Wish For	Bird and Bloke	Houston Schoolin'
Heavenly Reward	Blonde in Natchitoches