Connection Between Star Trek and TP

Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Yo mama's So Fat
It's Not Genetics	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Comfortable	Attention-Seeking Redneck
BlondeMotorWorks	Highly Illogical	Montana Ghost Story	Nursery Crimes
Yo Mama's So Skinny	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	The Blind Man
Helisoft	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Yo mama's So Hairy	Potato in the Pants
New Priest In Town	Tickle These, Elmo	Bull	Women Pass Less Gas
Thanksgiving Everyday	Bob Dole's Underwear	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Blonde Half-Wit
One day a hunter was walking...	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Pee On A Ferrari	Hot Air Balloon	Swinging Redneck	Monster Valentine
Dought Girl	What Is Politics?	Yo mama's so stupid...	Blonde Road Crossing
You Might Be a Redneck if...	Fishing for a Week	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	500 lawyers in the ocean
Why God Created Man	Banging and Banking	How do you drown a blonde?	Hot Revenge
Miracle Drug	Yo Mama... B#$%*