Connection Between Star Trek and TP

Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Drunk Musicians	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Monica's Deposition	Blonde...Passenger
Braggadocio	yo mama is so fat....	High Sperm Count	Count Chock Full of Nuts
Yo mama's so stupid...	The Blind Man	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	The Dentist
Pickmeup	Country Politics	Hot Air Balloon	Three Drunk Men
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Heavy Sack	Ten Cents	Pre-Paid Plan
Steak and Sex	Jenna's Predicament	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Yo mama's So Hairy
Blonde and License Plates	Brunette Meets Genie	Turtle Soup	Oldest Couple Ever
Post Turtle President	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's got style
The Proxy Father	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush Has a Short One	Two brunettes and a blonde...
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Man Beats Dog	Lawyers' Birth Control	Priests and Christmas Trees
Breakfast of Champions	Toe Curl	Condit Arrest	I want my MTV
Government vs. Mafia	Mafia Christmas	Okie Jokie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Yo mama's So Ugly	Law School for Nuns