Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Split Up The Middle	The Millennium Kid	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Vampires in a Bar	Hillbilly Newlyweds	What's Your Poison?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Virgin Trucker	Blonde Puzzle	Biggest Pee Pee
Prostitiute's Friends	Redneck Communion	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Bob Dole's Band
Men's English	Pay-Per-Blonde	Little Wanky	Yo mama so fat...
Potential & Reality	An Egyptian man is walking...	Straight Leper Flush	Confucious
Still Together	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Grandma's Birthday	Yo mama's So Stupid
OSU	Farmer and the Cow	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Sensitive Men
Understanding Marketing	Bull	Fish Market	Bar... Alabama
Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Blonde Pillow Talk	Lost with Translation
Redneck Sex Ed	I feel like chicken tonight	Genie and the Taliban	Blonde and Doorknobs
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Yo mama's So Poor	Getting Flowers	Yo momma so stupid...
Clinton's Finished Now	Blonde Ring Hijinx!