Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	A Few Good Lawyers	Proverbs	Work Blows
Yard Work Sign Language	Group Photo	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Run	Call Me Back	Michael Jackson and Casper
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Red Ring	Love Is Blindness	Wanted: Dead Or Alive
Three Drunk Men	From Cradle to Ladle	Clinton and the Pope	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
Blonde Looking for a Job	Montana Ghost Story	Wet Lawyers	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Blonde's Medical Exam	Monks Made a Mistake	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
Practice	Yo mama's...Fat	Horse Tears	Yo mama's so ugly
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Blonde Road Crossing	Get You With The Nine	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...
Microsoftie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar	Clear Blue Easy	Yo mama is like a brick...
Chillin' Biddies	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Blonde Skydiver	Archeological Gag
Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	The Blonde and the Zipper	What's the difference between a...	Naked Man on the Run
Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...