The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Blonde and a Pig	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Yo mama's So Stupid
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	The Dough Boyz	Clinton's Protection	Paper Street
Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Pervert Psychiatrist	Circumcisional Evidence	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Yo mama's So Stupid	Keep It In Your Pants	Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo mama's So Ugly
Two Things In The Air	Yo mama's So Stupid	The True Story	Blonde's Tricycle
Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Things Just Fallin' Off	Why God Created Man	Occupy This
Yo Mama's Halloween	Blonde's Salon	Yo mama so ugly...	Brown and Serve
Fred bin Flintsone	Wal-marks the spot	Genie and the Taliban	The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	You KNOW You're a Redneck	Clinton Monument	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Louisiana Heritage	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Ghost story for tots
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Wallet and Genitals	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...	Smoking Problems
Yo mama's football knowledge	Who Let The Blondes Out?	You Might Be Tough	Blonde in Disguise
Blonde Bummer	Afghani TV Guide