The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Monks Made a Mistake	Streakers and Strokers	Adam 'n' Eve	Osama's New City
Beatles	Kleenex	Yo mama's so fat...	Executive Decision
Famous George W. Quotes	Technically and Reality?	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Wallet and Genitals
Yo mama's...Fat	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Fix This	Lawyer vs. Snake
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Blonde Tip-toe	Three Drunk Men	Birdy
A Daring New Position	Yo Mama's So Old	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	The Blonde and the Worm
Birds of Paradise	Little Johnny is Number One	Yo mama's...Ugly	Adam Talks All About Eve
Bubba's Secret	Rhoids	Blonde and License Plates	Yo mama's nasty!
Topless Sunbather	Little Johnny's Halloween	Yo mama's nasty!	Coincidentally
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's Feet	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Foul-Mouthed Hockey
Babe Watch	Blonde Braincells	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Rednecks' Teeth
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	You So Stupid	Car Crash	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Baking Blondes