The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If... Family	Yo Mama's a Saint	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Blonde With Braces
Bush's Morning Run	Blonde's Vocabulary	Southern Foreplay	Chuck The Yuck
Osama is Celebate	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Soapy Sales	Funny Business
That's crazy	Sunroof You All Night Long	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Cows In Government
Lawyers in Lust	Clinton's Interns	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
Gum	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Bush is a Puppet?	White, Slimy, & Horny
Pop Goes The Blonde	Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama's...Fat	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
Yo Mama Laundromat	Holy Water + Castor Oil	Egg Donor	Yo mama's So Fat
A Vow of 'Celebracy'	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Proverbs	Hoshimota
You So Stupid	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Redneck Christmas	Headache
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Use Your Pituitary	Prune Pizza	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
You Might Be A Redneck...	There was a man who loved baked beans...	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Yo mama is so nasty...
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Shrinking, Red Narcissist