Tasties in a Half Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Chicken and egg are lying in...
Redneck Truck	A Mall Order	That's crazy	Flour Patch
Old Man and his Babies	Dr. Love	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	100,000 Frenchman
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor	Ignorance
Blonde's Vocabulary	First Class Blondie	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Bed Football	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Anthem
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Nasty Mama	Jew Unit	A Few Good Lawyers
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Yo mama's So Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Chillin' Biddies
Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Elephant Physiology	Fascinating	Hillbilly Newlyweds
That's A Buncha Bull	Breakfast of Champions	JFKaput	Why don't witches wear panties?
Not So Saved by the Bell	Bush's Morning Run	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	The Teacher's Gift
Nouveau Riche Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu
A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub