Tasties in a Half Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Stumped Doc	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	The Great Wiener Caper
Blondes and cow patties	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Bacon in My Ear	Yo mama's So Poor
Canni Ball!	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Frenchman Walks into a Bar	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
Technically and Reality?	Blonde on Fire	Redneck Communion	Yo mama's...Stupid
Love Is Blindness	P. Diddy on a Diet	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Redneck Baby
Romantic Pink Slip	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Donkey and Onion	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen
Dubya 'Do.	Yo mama's So Stupid	Straight Leper Flush	A Natural Blind
Redneck Feast	One Good Deed	Hard Sleepin'	Blond Father
Tenessee Football Player	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	100,000 Frenchman	Greek Navy
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	A Little Help From the Shakes	Dynamite!	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Captain Hook's Death	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Porcupines	Taxi Fare
Yo mama so stupid...	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Eyes Wide Shut
Air Head on a Beer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach