Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Three Stupid Wives	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Loose Potatoes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	Drivers' Ed	Osama's Valentine
Orgy at Never Neverland	Bush's Advisors	The Hit and Run Case	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference
Winnie the Pooh	Monster Mystery	Dr. Feelgood	Lawyer in a Tree
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Moms and Their Snooping	We're Talking Small
Blonde...Passenger	Guess Who?	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo mama's So Poor
What Sex is Polly?	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Yo mama's so stupid...
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Fishing for a Week
Arkansas State Residency Application	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Snow	Birdy
Fooled You	Getting Old	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Runny Noodle
What P.M.S. Stands For	Cubist Poo	Pay-Per-Blonde	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born
Three Couples, No Sex	Blonde and Goldfish	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Octogenarian Barroom Chat