Redneck on the Radio

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks, ''If I get divorced from my wife, does that mean she ain't my sister any more?''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Little Girls Who Suck	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo Mama's So Dirty
The Teacher's Gift	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Dr. Feelgood	Fix This
Rump Roastin'	Tennis Balls	You're So Poor	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
The Seven Dwarfs	Aliens Attack	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Incontinent Vegetarian
Blonde Braincells	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Upside Down Blonde	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen
Braggadocio	Adventures in Disneyland	Please pass the mayo	You might be a redneck if...
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Blondes in a Frying Pan	Microsoftie	A Little Help From the Shakes
Smartass Record Shop	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Mommy Almost Died	Abstinence
Monica's New Boyfriend	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Be Careful What You Wish For	We take you now to the Oval Office
Le Stinkers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde in a Tree	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Yo mama's So Ugly	Roadkill	Daddy, What Is Sex?	Little Boy Blue
Latex Gloves	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...