David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush's Tragedy	Corn Flakes	Blonde Bicycle	Osama Gets Loaded
Yo Mama	Six Feet Under The Sheets	Blonde in a Round Room	Yo Mama so Bald
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Legalese	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
The Housebroken Redneck	P. Diddy on a Diet	One day a hunter was walking...	Grand Theft Auto
How to Mess With the IRS	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Bad Lawyer	Gary Condit's M.O.
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Blonde...Faxes	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo mama's... easy
Lepechaun at Augusta	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Elvis vs. Al Gore	The Skeleton
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Girls From Kentucky
A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Baby Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	A blonde was cooking dinner
Pinocchio and Splinters	Blonde Looking for a Job	Blonde at the Appliance Store	Blonde In A Bathroom
Sliding Doors	Garden of Eden	Crappy Date	Ear Condoms
America has finally captured Saddam ...	I'll Give You...	The Test	That's crazy
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Juicy Squirt