David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Your teeth are so busted...	Nailing Osama	Fishermen with Skills
A man's logic	Survivor for Alabamans	Deaf and Dumb Kid	Four Worms and a Funeral
Another Dumb Blonde	Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Clinton Abortion Bill
Dr. Doctor	Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass	Baking Blondes	P. Diddy on a Diet
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	You're So Poor	Blonde Hide and Go Seek
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Yo mama's So Lazy	Mama knows how to have fun	Still Together
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Lawyers Off Bridge...
Yo mama's So Poor	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blonde in Freezer	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Yo mama's...Ugly	Proverbs	Yo mama's So Lazy	Redneck At The Restaurant
Cubist Poo	The Aggie	Widows98	Swicth Hands
Twisted Baby Joke	The Blind Guy Polemic	A Few Good Lawyers	Yo mama's nasty!
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Lunch time