David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	North vs. South	Blonde On A Fence	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Redneck's Last Words	Beatles	Bombing Works	Bush and Gore, together again
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo mama's so fat... bath
Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	I feel like chicken tonight	Gold Digger	Scooby Doo
Me, I want a hoola hoop	Gorilla Control	Yo mama's So Stupid	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Chalkboard Culprit	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo' Face So Greasy	Flies on Poo
Yo mama's So Old	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Voodoo Enronomics
Yo mama's...Stupid	Tennis Balls	Blonde Bummer	Backwoods High Tech
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's so fat...	Executive Rimmin'	Yo mama's So Fat
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Scratchy Lottery	Blonde and a Sock	Yo mama's So Poor
Christmas In Heaven	Stayin' Alive	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Why God Created Man
Yo mama's So Stupid	Zip It. Zip It Good.	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Piano Solo	Yo mama's So Nasty