Joke for Limeys

What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Getting Flowers	Goathead! Goathead!	Circumcision...At Your Age?	Little Wanky
Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Redneck Anthem	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
Osama = Crabs?	Which Hole?	Lightbulb...Californians	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
I Nearly Pissed Myself	Snakeskin Punny	Blonde...Bananas	President Hillary
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Piano Solo	From Cradle to Ladle	Women Pass Less Gas
Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	Blondes on a Rope	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	Mama knows how to have fun
Salesman: A New One, Really	Playing Doctor	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Yo Mama's Feet
Late AGAIN	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dream on	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
Blonde and Goldfish	Bubble Blowing Duckies	A Country War	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
A man's logic	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Bleachin Yo Mama
Professor of Logic	Redneck Engineering Exam	I scream for ice cream	Smoke Rings
Greg Norman	On the Rooftop	Step Right Up...	Two Blondes and a Camel
Inventions	Yo Mama Bath