Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Where's the Soup?	Lawyer and Vulture
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Yo mama's So Old	Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Poor
Redneck Wedding	Lightbulb...Californians	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
You Stink So Bad	Louisiana Heritage	Yo mama's... easy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen
Yo mama's So Stupid	Get yo fingers bit	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Screw The World	Redneck Spelling Test	Yo mama's...Bus	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Baldy Pants	Political Pampers
Sliding Doors	Glories of old age	C.E.O. D.U.M.B	Monica At The UN
The Tale Of The Three Holes	The Blonde and the Deodorant	Old People And Nastiness	Ark-N-Saw
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	The Gynecologist's Glasses	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Prostitiute's Friends	Jack and Jill II	Touchy Feely Cracky	747 Full of Lawyers
Mmm...Smells Good	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Yo mama's...Forklift	Dude, I Rolled This Joint Venture
Gary Condit-Cadabra	Sex and Bridge