Yo Mama's... Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Waterskiing with Blondie	There She Blows	Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Whistle While You Twurk	Let's Play War
Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	Burried 10 Feet Under	Government Tactics	Blonde Lightning Storm
Osama Bin Lighted	Chalkboard Culprit	Satisfaction	Three Drunk Men
Washington Survey	Mail Order Blonde	Attack of the American Women	Important Question
Lawyer Means...	350 Pounder?	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Blonde Carpenter
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Eye Rub	Flies Have Wings, Why?	The Wet and the Blonde
A Giant Problem	Blond Father	Yo mama's So Stupid	Pothead Shopper
Yo mama's so Stupid	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	10	Surprise Package
Why God Created Man	Two Things About a Blonde	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Flies in a Lightbulb
911	Blondes and Airplanes	Microsoft in Detroit?	Shipwrecked
Yo mama's...Ugly	The Dirty Wife	Oh My God!	Three Gay Men
Blonde with Money	Lying through your tooths