Deaf and Dumb Kid

What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Getting Flowers	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	People Really Said These Things In Court
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Blonde and a Pig	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Flour Patch
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	That's crazy
The Dentist	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Monica & The Rest Of Us	NASCAR
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Yo mama so stupid...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde and Tracks
Blonde...Faxes	Breast Stroke	Heavy Sack	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack
Yo Mama's Teeth...	Toothbrush	Better Luck Next Time	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
There's No People Like Snow People	Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo Mama's So Fat...	S & M
Lawyers in Lust	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Poor Old Man	Osama is Celebate
It's A War-Like Country	Yo mama's So Fat	David Beckham Redux	Circumcisional Evidence
Infectious Fast Food	Blonde in a Tree	Icy Blonde	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Redneck Home Improvement	747 Full of Lawyers	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Taxation	West Virginian Women