Deaf and Dumb Kid

What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Day Out	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Guys vs. Girls	Lawyer and Vulture
Lightbulb...Californians	High Stakes	Your mother is obese...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Prison Carpenter	That's crazy	Gary Condit's M.O.	Executive Decision
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Hairclub for Women	Brunette Meets Genie
Blonde's Tricycle	Horse Tears	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Lawyers vs. Vampires
Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Blonde's Shoes	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Cook
Birth Control	One day a hunter was walking...	Chew on this	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"
Blonde Driving	Arctic Hooker	Lightbulb...Californians	Yo Mama's So Country
Lab Monkeys	Yo mama's so fat...	Getting Flowers	The Blonde Hostess
Doctor Demented	Yo mama's so Nasty	Did you hear....?	Frenchman Walks into a Bar
Corduroy Condom	Sunroof You All Night Long	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	French Stamps
Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Education in Arkansas