Breakfast of Champions

Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Energizer Bunny	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Yo mama's so Nasty	Paper Street
Masochism Tango	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Montana Ghost Story	Doggy Style
Ark-N-Saw	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Engineering Exam
Yo mama's so Fat	No Special Sauce?	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Yo mama's So Fat
Redneck Teeth	Yo mama's So Stupid	Things Just Fallin' Off	Prostitiute's Friends
Dirty Tricks	Brunette Shopping	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	S & M
What is LXIX?	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Yo mama just gets dumber...	Gary Condit's M.O.
Why'd The Redneck?	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Pinocchio and Splinters
Cherry Pop	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Yo Mama's So Country	Rump Roastin'
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Old People And Nastiness	Halle Berry Bares All	Yo Mama's So Old
Getting Old	How does herpes leave the hospital?	Pharmacist Phun	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
Shekshy Legsh	Smoking Problems