Yo mama's...fat

You Mama is so fat, when she's missing, they have to use both sides of the milk carton.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Toothpaste Inventor	Ark-N-Saw	Condit vs. Clinton	The President''s Puzzle
Clinton & KFC	Gore & Pantyhose	Arkansas Toothbrush	The Poopie List
Capitol Parrot	Nutty Hunters	Megastore, Megasale	Ten Cents
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Bush's Advisors	What are you thinking about?
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Little Leprechaun?	Talking Out of Your Ass
Oldest Couple Ever	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Redneck Marriage
Clinton's Bookmarks	Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Lightbulb...Californians	A Country War
Scratchy Lottery	Code for Love	Legalese	Accident on the Golf Course
Upside Down Blonde	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Wet Lawyers	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Yo mama's So Ugly	3 Vampires	Flash Me	Old Ladies and The Flasher
Healthy Virgin	On a Deserted Island	Dude, I Rolled This Joint Venture	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Joining the Colony	Blondes in Sears	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Knock, Knock... Arthur
Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	Blonde and Rock n' Roller