Blonde and Halogen

What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?

They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	The Annual Check-Up	Skydiving	Blonde and Genie
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Elephant Tampon	Yo mama's So Fat
Let's Play War	Feeling Like A Woman	Deathbed Lawyer	There was a man who loved baked beans...
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Redneck Communion	In the back woods of Arkansas...	David Beckham
Blonde in the Morning	Confessions Of Sodom	Yo Mama's Underwear	Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Yo mama's So Fat	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Confucious	Splish Splash Through the Field
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Blonde in Your Fridge	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Blonde in Freezer
Made in Canada	Wright, Right?	Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
Zip It. Zip It Good.	Yo mama's...Ugly	After You	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers
Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Blonde - Mating Call	Give Him What He Wants	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Ghost story for tots	Mouth Organ	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub	Yo Mama's So Stupid... stabbed	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Blond Restroom Attendant
No More Labor Pains	Yo Mama's So Small