Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around

Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grandpa Gets Off	Your teeth are so busted...	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde on Socialism	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Stayin' Alive
Blondes Doing the Wave	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's So Stupid	Winnie the Pooh
Healthy Virgin	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	A Hole in the Head	Q & A...Shower
Blondes and Turtles	Rope a Dope	Clinton's Interns	Question...Sex Change
Age-Old Riddle	Blonde Fired	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Where do one legged people?
Redneck Feast	Yo mama's...Ugly	Pre-Paid Plan	Did I do that?
Brunette Shopping	Hobo vs. Homo	Strict Sex Schedule	Mechanic's Lube
Honeymoon	Hot Enough For You?	Monica's First Look	Redneck Shopper
Blonde Lightbulb	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Wizard of Oz	The Aggie
People Really Said These Things In Court	Squirrel Kickin' Back	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	I'll Give You...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match
Blonde at the Doctor's	Yo mama's so fat...