Yo mama's so fat... beeper

Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Fingers	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Incontinent Vegetarian
First Day Out	Windows 666	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Make-a-Wish Foundation
Witchy Women	Yo mama's So Ugly	Little Johnny is Number One	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Broom Factory	Capitol Parrot	Hot Air Balloon	The New 69
Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Biting	Yo mama's so fat...	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Shop At WalRusMart	Yo mama is so poor...	After the Honeymoon...	Confucious
Riding in Cars With Boys	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondes Doing the Wave	Talking Out of Your Ass
Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's...Ugly	Morning at the White House	Please pass the mayo
SAG Meeting	Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	The Clever Lawyer
Monica's Deposition	A Definite Definition	Soy Toy	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Signs You're Burned Out	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Trade Talks	Shoot The Pig
Clinton's Music	Condoms	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Dating a Prostitute
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo mama's so fat...