Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?

A: Nipples

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Split Up The Middle	Blonde...Passenger	Reagan and Clinton
Tenessee Football Player	Airplane Hijinx	Gore & Pantyhose	You might be a redneck if your daddy...
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	77 vs 69
Yo mama's So Dumb	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Yo mama's...Stupid	Student Nurse
That's crazy	Yo mama's So Ugly	Two fraternity brothers...	The Blonde and the Worm
Ed Zachery Disease	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Pickled Bread	Backstroke Dolly
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Rhoids	Another Dumb Mama Joke
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Tag Team	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Runny Noodle	Yo mama's So Stupid	LSD Cocktail
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	What's the difference between a blonde...	Racists and Lightbulbs	Yo mama's So Fat
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Ask The Doctor	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker
Blonde Coffee Drinker	Blondes and Iceberg	Lawyers and God	Gay Irishmen
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Gloves: Joke circa 1890