Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?

A: Nipples

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Little Leprechaun?	Broom Factory	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Blonde and a Sock	Blonde With Braces	Elevator Scene	Monster Mystery
Heaven and Hell	Star Dreck	Clinton's Protection	40' Long and Stinky
Whitehouse Parrot	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Bush and Cheney Lunch
You Might Be A Redneck...Custody	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo mama is so poor...	Streakers and Strokers
Free Sex Contestants	Dinner's On The Table	Donkey Compliment	The Wet and the Blonde
Bed Football	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Where did it go?	Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart
Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
Yo mama's...Fat	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail
Yo mama so dirty...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Hired Help	Yo mama's...Fat
Curly Sue	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Wet Lawyers	If Resumes Told the Truth
There was a man who loved baked beans...	The Blond Date	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Blondes and Brunettes
Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Blonde - Drowning