Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?

A: Nipples

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

5 presidents are on a plane	Blonde Shower	Proverbs	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo mama's So Stupid	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Pervert Psychiatrist
Heffahump	Yo mama's so Nasty	The Injured Thumb	Go To The LMV
The Three Ugly Ducklings	Lawyers in the Trees	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Blondes and cow patties
Gay Picnic	Man and Pharmacist	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Ask The Doctor
Peanut In Your Ear	77 vs 69	HMO Executive	Get On The Bus
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Streakers and Strokers	Blonde Basement	You Might Be A Redneck If...
Redneck and Bugs	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Jew Unit	Eye Exam	No Special Sauce?
Baby Mama	Psychology Class	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Le Stinkers
Rump Roastin'	Smoke Rings	Party!	Swim Meet
Blonde Tag	You know you're having a bad day when your ...	David Beckham	Bob Dole
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Hot Tomato