What's Black?

Q: What's black and sits on the roof?

A: A paraplegic after a house fire.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Beer Consumption	Birdie Poem	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	A man's logic
A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo mama's So Fat	Virgin Trucker
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Yo mama's football knowledge	Brunettes and God	A Blonde with Earrings
Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Yo mama is FUGLY	Yo mama's So Ugly	Chalkboard Culprit
Osama Bin Lighted	Diplomacy Definition	Blonde Lesbian	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Gold Digger	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Redneck and Bugs
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Air Mattress
Carpet	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Yo mama's so Stupid
Yo mama's...Curb	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Birdie Poem	Iraqi Law
Monica At The UN	Hot Lunch	Clinton's First	Yo mama's so ugly
Yo mama's So Hairy	DJ's First Day of School	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	No one is safe	Lawyers on the Beach	Please pass the mayo
Lamaze Class	Field of Dreams?