Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly she has to sneak up to a glass of water to get a drink.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo mama's So Poor	Cow with No Legs	Stuck in the middle
POV	Blondes and Gas Stations	Osama = Crabs?	Blondes in a Box
That's crazy	Chalkboard Culprit	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Door Hinge
Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	Arkansas Scholars	Yo Mama's So Country	Two Things In The Air
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Drunk Superhero	Redneck Baseball	Carpet	Redneck Driver's License Application
Iraqi Law	Men's English	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Blonde in Freezer
Mechanic's Lube	Vampires in a Bar	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Chillin' Biddies	Having to Take a Whisper	That's A Buncha Bull
Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Boo Hoo	Redneck Sex Ed	Why don't witches wear panties?
Do it like mammals	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	What Men Need Most	Blondes and Gas Stations
Helisoft	B-Day Sex	Clinton's Favorite Things	500 lawyers in the ocean
Losin' It	Two Blondes and a Camel