Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?

A: Nipples

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Fit	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	People Really Said These Things In Court
Blonde at Starbucks	Beatles	Paper Street	Why God Created Man
Perry Coma	Fast Food	Hands and Knees	The Blonde and the Librarian
Crab Cakes	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Yo mama's...Ugly	Two Sperm
Yum!	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Winnie the Pooh	Talking Out of Your Ass
Potential & Reality	Improvements in Hell	Adam 'n' Eve	Red Ring
An Egyptian man is walking...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Eatin' Possum	The Three Ugly Ducklings
Blondes Doing the Wave	Redneck Bubble Baths	Condom Dog	Five Surgeons
Blonde and Blonder	And You're Not Even Drunk	Stupid Blonde	Good for the Heart
Fast Food for Rednecks	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Corpsalicious!
List of Short Books	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Penis Requests a Raise	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
Redneck At The Restaurant	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Penguin & JFK, Jr.	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's...Stupid	Flies in a Lightbulb