Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?

A: Nipples

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes Strike Back	Eating is a Sport	Oscar Meyer
Executive Decision	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Bush is a Puppet?	Wal-marks the spot
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Stuttering Problem	The Rescue	Hooked On Dem Jets
Be Careful With That Viagra	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	That's crazy	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
Redneck Job Interview	Playing Doctor	Dream on	Broom Factory
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Two Sperm	Poor Old Man
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Country	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Psychology Class	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Redneck Wedding	Pinocchio and Splinters
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Helisoft	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Yo mama's So Ugly
Clinton's Favorite Things	Swim Meet	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	The Blue Eye
Viagra + Death = ?	Smokey the Bear	Blonde's Twinkle	Pet Zebra
Yo mama's So Poor	Not So Saved by the Bell	The Blind Man	Yo mama's so fat...
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Gary Condit-Cadabra