Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?

A: Nipples

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Sperm	Dear Diarrhea	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Hard Drive
Yard Work Sign Language	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Jingle Balls	Yo mama's So Stupid
A Daring New Position	Monster Valentine	Rise and Shine	Think About It
Losin' It	Learning to Fly	Sharks and Lawyers	Lawyer vs. Snake
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	George W. Drowning	Baking Blondes	Blonde and shower caps
Yo mama's so stupid...	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Southern Foreplay
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	One day a blonde went into a department ...	The Wet and the Blonde	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Redneck Truck	A Few Good Men	Blonde Diet
Yo mama's So Poor	Fooled You	Mom's Sponge	Blonde and House
A Daring New Position	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Yo mama's So Ugly
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Yo Mama's...Old	David Beckham	Rules For Work
Yo Mama's So Ugly	They''re Grrrrrreat	Yo mama is so dumb...	Little Girls Who Suck
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls