Monica's Deposition

Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky's deposition: "I didn't tell her to lie in her deposition, I said to lie in that position."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Code for Sex	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Yo mama's so fat... school
There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Doggy Style	Yo mama's so fat...	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Whistle While You Twurk	Blonde and Clock	Blonde - Death in the Family	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur
Take It Like A Man, Baby	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Connection Between Star Trek and TP
Inventions	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	You Work for the Government When:	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Five Minutes to Midnight	Gary Condit's M.O.	White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Skinny	I See You!
The Dough Boyz	Juicy Squirt	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Never Seen A Priest
32 Rednecks	Brunettes and God	Ouch!	Return the Dog
The Fish-Eating Competition	Little Wanky	Screwdrivin' Clinton	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Sex Over-Easy	Bus Stop Blondes
No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Divine Flatulence	What P.M.S. Stands For	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale