Cletus's Christmas

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Stupid	I Don't Like My Brother	Comfortable	Clear Blue Easy
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Whistle While You Twurk	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA
Yo Mama's So Fat... Run	That's Meaty	Lawyers in the Trees	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Little People have little...	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Cuban Delicacy	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo mama's So Stupid
Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Breast Stroke	Redneck Job Interview	Sex and Dieting
Understanding Marketing	Five Minutes to Midnight	Yo mama's so fat... door	A manager walks into his office...
Scags Who Blew Bill	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Sheep Soup	Lepechaun at Augusta
Tap Dancin'	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Pinocchio and Splinters	Dye, Blonde, Dye	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo Mama's So Fat... drive
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Rednecks Talkin'	Greg Norman	The Great Crab Escape
Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Yum!	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yummy Mama
Blondes Making Kool-Aid	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter