Yo mama's So Old

Yo' mama so old, she was the only dinosaur they didn't have to animate for Jurassic Park!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	Perfect Penis	Counting Condoms	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Drivers' Ed	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks
Genie and the Taliban	Streakers and Strokers	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Blonde on the Run
What, No Golden Goose?	Prostitiute's Friends	Your Profession and Your Libido	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Take yo mama to work day	Condoms	The Vampire	Did I do that?
Gary Condit's M.O.	Ending It All	Yo mama's so fat... road	Name Those Tracks
Dumb as Rocks	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Captured Blonde	Gassy Broad
Blonde Jokes	Blondes Doing the Wave	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Blonde State of Mind
Smurfette	Yo mama's...Bus	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Banging and Banking
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's...Stupid	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Walk the Walk
Blonde Ambition	Blonde - Contractor	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Dubya Quotes
Blondes and Fun	Annoying Boy on Bus	Curly Sue	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Homosexual